Sunday, July 4, 2010

Spies Among Us

Nevermind about Russian spies posing as Canadians to infiltrate the inner sanctum of power of the good ole U.S. of A., what about the Americans posing as Crystal Beach residents to influence the policy of the municipal government of Fort Erie, Canada.

I'm taken aback by Marcia Carlyn in particular who writes letters and sends emails as a "Crystal Beach resident" i.e. the Strand on ---guess what day, the good old Fourth of July, American Independence Day. But her Facebook page says her current city is Washington D.C.

Here's a question for all the American citizens who own property in Crystal Beach and who say we are losing our public beach: Will you grant the town of Fort Erie, the people of Fort Erie, the taxpayers of Fort Erie, an easement to your property for the public enjoyment? I ask that specifically of people who own waterfront and prevent public access, but I think, it might be nice if we can use their yards as well to play lawn darts, horseshoes, park our cars and drink beer. And maybe if we visit Washington, do you mind if we camp in your yard or stay in your servant's quarters.

How do they say it in the States? "Don't Tread On Me!"

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Is This A Festering Public Health Hazard?

Her Hiney the UnaBlogger is taking potshots at the concession stand on the beach, Weekend at Bernie's. Her motivations about this became clear when she announced her involvement with a new restaurant at the corner of Erie and Schooley called the Fire Hosebag's Grill. She said Bernie's is not safe and that it hasn't been inspected by the health department since last year. In reality, the date of the last inspection was May 28, 2010 and it passed with no issues. You can find out yourself from Niagara Info Dine -- just google it. Anyway the Hosebag's Grill has NEVER been inspected.

Maybe they didn't get around to it yet, but then the moron blogger said she was laid up with the flu for a week that kept the place from opening. Hmmm. Flu is many times confused with food poisoning. The sooner Typhoid Sharon's restaurant finds its grave, the sooner the council candidate with the Greek recipes can open his campaign office.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Only Hope is to Plead Insanity

Information from a reliable source states that Sharon Bowers will plead insanity in the upcoming lawsuit.