The Case of the Serial Loser

One of Blogger the Editor's favorite words and she wrote that she likes to use a lot is "schadenfreude".

This speaks to her in such a perfect way. It means "pleasure derived from another person's misfortune". Isn't that special. She gets pleasure from other's misfortunes. Does it make her tingle in those tingly spots?

When there's no misfortune around, she likes to stir some up. Her problem is that she finds a great amount of pain in another's success. She shits on people who are successful and that causes her pain. It's the signature of a serial loser. A 63-year-old spinster with no accomplishements to call her own. She's learned to live on the Canadian welfare system, she's learned to steal from others...I guess those are accomplishements.

She feels a dire sense of alienation and she fulfills her own prophecy "I am alienated, therefore I will alienate myself, anyone who tries to help me will be bitten. See how alienated I am."

There will be nothing left when she's gone. It's all a cold vacuum. Her birthday is coming up in July, let's get her a present. Let's all be miserable for one day and make her feel better.