Monday, November 10, 2008

Double-dipping dipshit

It took us a while to figure out why Citizen Urinalist has chosen to keep her U.S. citizenship while being a landed immigrant in Canada for 20 years.

Two important documents allow her to float under the welfare and taxation radar, a Canadian Social Insurance Number and a U.S. Social Security Number.

With the SIN she can open one bank account into which her welfare and other government payments are deposited. She can open another account under her American identity with the SSN which can remain separate from the Canadian account and transactions are hidden from cursory examinations of her Canadian tax forms.

The payments she is receiving from her patrons in order to conduct her slander campaigns is funneled into the account of the U.S. persona and no one is the wiser. It's not a huge amount, but enough.

As she said herself $525 a month is barely enough to live on yet she can afford to operate a car, have high-speed internet, cable TV (HBO no less), a cell phone, a land line, a bad Oreo habit, and all the over the counter meds she can wash down with Nyquil as she goes from drug store to drug store all across the peninsula.

Her patrons know all about laundering money with $5,000 ditching jobs, $500 oil changes and $50 photocopies and gifts in kind, like a full tank of gas now and then, a run out to the pharmacy and a connection with the NRP to run private citizens through the cop computer, which are logged by the way.

It's been said before, and it'll be said again, Citizen Urinalist takes everything about herself and projects it on others. She is calling unwanted attention on her patrons when all she wants is her own attention and a lot of people will be dragged down with her.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That note she has that she gets 1000+ hits a day is such a joke and typical hopeful exaggeration. A hit is not the same as a visit or a "unique" visit. A hit is made every time the browser calls out to the server for an item on the page. Her front page contains at least 15 call-outs with jpegs and gifs as well as the text. If individual text item is a hit, then we're talking about 25-30 hits on the page. Each picture, clipart and button counts as a hit when the page loads. The same thing holds for the other pages. That's why she packs her pages with so much garbage. Hit the back button and it's another 15 hits. If you navigate through her whole site, you're talking about hundreds of hits from one visitor. So it's very easy to pad your page to load your hit counter. Today, I think I'll spend my day off and give her 2,000 hits all by myself.

Here's some more advice, when you're wearing your diaper, don't wear stretchy pants.

Anonymous said...

I think she is off her meds or needs to up the dosage. Her rantings always bring a laugh in an otherwise dull day. Get a job you nut case. Surely you have other hobbies or interests that don't include overeating, or rumour mongering.

Anonymous said...

Yeah I bet it is Costa down at the Office Source spending all his day reloading the Strand web page to get the hit count up. He never has any customers so he has to do something to keep busy.