Word has it that Unablogger thinks her nickname (uniblogger) is lame and not nearly as clever as some that she has used about others.
Citizen Urinalist sounds pretty clever, Great Logician is good too. Fraulein Pop 'n' Fresh, Madame Manic Depressive, Queen Turd, Osama Bin Bowers, Faulty Bowers, Penelope Projectionist.
There's got to be a million ---- a little help here would be nice.
WTF America???!??!?!?!?
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Ok, this IS going to sound Anti-American, but it's not. Not exactly. I love
a number of American citizens, and I'm sure they're not this warped.
I just hav...
All I ever hear from the Unablogger is how Town Hall is corrupt. Town staff are corrupt. The Mayor and certain Councillors are corrupt. How plans are in the works to uncover all the lies. how the Town is bankrupt. How all the media outlets all over the country are secretly poised to pounce on the Town of Fort Erie and uncover the greatest scandal since Nixon's impeachment. Well, I have waited and waited and still unabloggers army of winged little monkeys has failed to deliver on any of her insane, drug induced predictions. But I will continue to wait. I will wait because the laws of probability tell us she can't possibly be wrong 100% of the time, can she? Well it seems the simple answer is yes. We are dealing with a freak of nature, an abomination. A mind lacking the proper firing sequences of the appropriate synapses. In simple terms, the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. In her case it would be lucky to get out of the basement. But you go on unablogger. You keep making your predictions and giving your honest opinions. You keep doing what it is you do. After all, the world needs a bit of laughter.
August 1, 2008 12:46 PM