Name that turd

Word has it that Unablogger thinks her nickname (uniblogger) is lame and not nearly as clever as some that she has used about others.

Citizen Urinalist sounds pretty clever, Great Logician is good too. Fraulein Pop 'n' Fresh, Madame Manic Depressive, Queen Turd, Osama Bin Bowers, Faulty Bowers, Penelope Projectionist.

There's got to be a million ---- a little help here would be nice.