Double-dipping dipshit

It took us a while to figure out why Citizen Urinalist has chosen to keep her U.S. citizenship while being a landed immigrant in Canada for 20 years.

Two important documents allow her to float under the welfare and taxation radar, a Canadian Social Insurance Number and a U.S. Social Security Number.

With the SIN she can open one bank account into which her welfare and other government payments are deposited. She can open another account under her American identity with the SSN which can remain separate from the Canadian account and transactions are hidden from cursory examinations of her Canadian tax forms.

The payments she is receiving from her patrons in order to conduct her slander campaigns is funneled into the account of the U.S. persona and no one is the wiser. It's not a huge amount, but enough.

As she said herself $525 a month is barely enough to live on yet she can afford to operate a car, have high-speed internet, cable TV (HBO no less), a cell phone, a land line, a bad Oreo habit, and all the over the counter meds she can wash down with Nyquil as she goes from drug store to drug store all across the peninsula.

Her patrons know all about laundering money with $5,000 ditching jobs, $500 oil changes and $50 photocopies and gifts in kind, like a full tank of gas now and then, a run out to the pharmacy and a connection with the NRP to run private citizens through the cop computer, which are logged by the way.

It's been said before, and it'll be said again, Citizen Urinalist takes everything about herself and projects it on others. She is calling unwanted attention on her patrons when all she wants is her own attention and a lot of people will be dragged down with her.

How hard do they blow?

There's been quite a bit of activity on Unablogger's diddly-doo and we're getting some comments that apparently she has refused to post. They will be posted as we go along, increasingly giving her a chance to come clean.
The most interesting one so far is this:
"How hard does Richard Berry and those guys have to blow into your ass to make it come out your mouth?"
Zing.

Unablogger begins begging campaign

Our American friend, the Unablogger, has made an appeal for donations.

"Your Editor/PITA is asking for a little help here to keep this on-line newsblog going. I do not solicit ads; I am not receiving money from any entity to do this. I want The Strand to stay that way. When you've got nothing to lose, you gain great freedom and courage to print the controversial - and the provocative. Two years from now, the voters of Fort Erie will be heading to the polls to choose a mayor and council. The Strand is committed to making sure that every eligible voter is aware of the "other side" of the issues - not the version put forth by the present town administration. I know that an informed voter will be a voter for change. We must replace the present mayor and council with people who represent the people - not the special interests who are now running this town - into the ground. Your donation will be strictly confidential."

Our advice, get a job.